With construction work to do
(And so much to be done)
Sometimes a road crew does strange things
To make the day more fun

And I am here today, to tell you ‘bout these creeps
Who took these mens’ toupees and buried them deep in the street
Right up to their necks, “With no sunblock!” they said
Sitting in the road all day their heads were turning red

And traffic would not stop!
Instead they scoffed and sped around
Exhaust was bad, the sad heads coughed
So soft you barely heard a sound

Thank God for the police, who came to the rescue
Here to keep the peace arrived the heroes dressed in blue.
But they didn’t come to save the heads (that’s too much work, you see)
These cops showed up to laugh and feed them donuts and coffee!