People dancing in the tree,
May not matter that much to you or me,
Unless you happen to have red hair…
And then you’ll be invited there!

You say you wouldn’t go? That you don’t care?
These guys said the same, you know…
But now they’re there!

Dancing about with their willies out for all to see-
I have no doubt that you’d look stout with them up in the tree!

They have great lives, they’re just the right size,
To survive on leaves.
If it was up to me you’d join the crowd,
Up in the tree, I have no doubt,
I’d be so proud of you indeed…

And when you’re through I hope you’ll do a dance or two for me.
Cheers to your newfound Treetop Dance Celebrity!